City of Ariel - Voicemail

[cephalopodcounselor]

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You have reached Rose Lalonde.
Please leave a message and I will
return your call promptly.

Comments

[cawfullyironic]

i know right
i wonder if i can squeeze pretentious little tears out of his pompous ass

[cephalopodcounselor]

Would this be before, after or during the course of making him "squeal like a piggie"?
Or are you leaving that job up to someone else?

[cawfullyironic]

hahahaha no
im not the one with the wizard fetish here
no wait youre into vampires now i hear

[cephalopodcounselor]

Perhaps the next square on my bingo card will be werewolves.

[cawfullyironic]

shit just let me know when youre ready
i know of a couple

[cephalopodcounselor]

I should not be surprised given the fact that they've brought wizards, demigods and gods to this city that they would have also brought werewolves.
What other wonders have they brought?

[cawfullyironic]

giant
fucking
robots

[cephalopodcounselor]

Does it not go without saying that being in this city, they would be fucking robots?
Regardless, that is an interesting choice.
However, not one I am particularly interested in.

[cawfullyironic]

shit dude
everyone loves robots
but one of the trolls is a fairy
like a straight up fairy with wings and shit
only hes a dude
wait do you even like dudes
or am i the only one in this family who ended up getting dick
haha never mind ive been with a girl troll

[cephalopodcounselor]

Is this you telling me that you've fucked a giant fucking robot?
Yes, I've heard about him, but have not met him.
I studied quite a lot about the trolls while I was on the meteor.
Gender doesn't really concern me much.
Take that as you will.

[cawfullyironic]

ah studied
of course you studied
three years of hands on research opportunities am i right
and yeah i know what you mean
kinda stopped being a thing that mattered at some point

[cephalopodcounselor]

There were scads of history books and other literature on the meteor.
Which kept me busy for quite some time.
Though yes, there was some hands on research as well.
And what point was that for you?

[cawfullyironic]

my sister the bookophiliac
and i dunno
since tumnus i guess

[cephalopodcounselor]

I'm certain if I hadn't run out of books, I might have stayed buried in them for all three years on the meteor.
How long ago was that?
I'm assuming that with him having lived with you it was a somewhat significant relationship.

[cawfullyironic]

a while
and sorta
we werent a THING or anything like that
fauns dont do shit like that and its not like its possible here
i mean he wasnt even remotely my type but it didnt seem to matter at all after a while
for a long time he was the only one who actually gave a shit

[cephalopodcounselor]

I know I have not been here for long, but I believe that open relationships could work here.
If the couple wants to make it work.
However, I'm glad that you and he were able to be there for each other as unconventional a relationship as it sounds to have been.
Tumnus may have left, but he didn't leave you alone with no one to give a shit about you.
I'm here.

[cawfullyironic]

yeah but hows that different then just having fuckbuddies
what makes it special if youre running around with other people too
you like lose that feeling of devotion
and yeah you are
which is awesome but also sucks a monumental riot of mammoth flesh knobs

[cephalopodcounselor]

If you treat them as fuckbuddies, then yes, it loses the sense of devotion one might develop if they treat one relationship as being different from the others.
Not that the others are unimportant or anything so crass as being considered lesser.
They are simply different in nature.
Of course, that requires a lot of work and honesty that most would balk at maintaining in an environment such as this.
I'm relieved to hear your feelings on my presence here are so mixed.
My concerns have been allayed.
At least the ones pertaining to the impact of my presence in Ariel.

[cawfullyironic]

i guess thats what it was with tumnus
and dont trolls have some sort of weird romance chart thing this should be easy for them
i just dont know if its worth it or not anymore its all fucked up
like why bother if one of you are just going to up and vanish like a deadbeat dad on his way out for milk
and what the fuck rose
you think i wished you here or something

[cephalopodcounselor]

You were lucky to have found that here.
Yeah, they do, but it's not easy.
It's incredibly complex and nuanced.
They have as much difficulty as the rest of us in that regard.
One of their quadrants actually requires mediation from a third party.
So you'd rather cordon yourself off from anything significant to avoid being burned by the whims of the city?
That sounds terribly lonely.
No, I did not think you wished me here.
It was sarcasm.

[cawfullyironic]

-=dude is that messed up in the head right now that he's missing sarcasm=-

im a sprite
lonely is just kinda what happens

[cephalopodcounselor]

Being a sprite does not mean you should be lonely.
Davesprite- you know, sometimes I really just want to strip the "sprite" from your name.
Not because it's any less a part of who you are now, but to affirm the fact that you're more than what that word implies.

[cawfullyironic]

am i though
im just as programmed as the rest of them
and like
fuck
you ever ask one of the trolls what happened to their sprites when their session ended

[cephalopodcounselor]

Our session is fundamentally different from theirs.
For starters we packed up and left it for the new session.
Perhaps by doing so we bypassed the game mechanic that would prevent you from continuing to live.
After all, you were able to leave our session without any problems.

[cawfullyironic]

we left the universe yeah but the session never ended
jade still got our planets and were merging with another one
its just not over yet